Buyer beware

For a moment - forget that this is a presidental candidate - forget who his incumbent competition is.

NOW - QUICKLY - TRUST YOUR GUT

Would you buy a used car from this person?

This guy has slightly less personality and believability than the animatronics at Disney's Hall of the Presidents.  I know he's trying to sell me something I don't want, trying to sell me one suit by telling me I can get another at half-price, plus two ties and two silk shirts!  "She's gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it!"  Man, the suit ain't gonna fix it.

And, damn, I wish I had invested in the American Flag lapel pin market in the late 90s. The damned things are ubiquitous. They get trotted out like some powerful talisman that, when you wear it, can protect you from all the stupid things you say and do.  Please people...any fool can stick a lapel pin on.